Are you missing the thrills of skiing right now?

Enjoy Ski Season At Home

Are you missing the thrills of skiing right now? Have you always wanted to go skiing but can’t? If you answered yes, then the following exercises are for you. They will bring the sensations of a ski vacation into your life, wherever you are.

· Buy a new pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.

 

· Drive slowly for five hours—anywhere—as long as it’s snowing and you’re following an 18-wheeler.

· Place a small pebble in each of your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a C-clamp around your toes.

· Secure one of your ankles to a bedpost and ask a friend to run into you at high speed.

· Throw away a $100 bill—now.

· Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them off because you have to go to the bathroom.